I swear, I'm gonna figure this out. 

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Ok, in honor of my editor restoring my interest in actually, you know, typing things on this website, I'm going to post something.

This is for my loving fanbase... all three of you.

So, today was the draft. And all people care about that happens in the draft come down to a few things:

-Who got picked first (Which sucks nowadays since we find out like, 3 days before. Cuz y'know, screw suspense)

-Who's the poor asshole that got invited to the draft and had to sit in the green room for like, 4 hours before he gets picked as his dreams are slowly crushed in front of a national television audience that wants nothing more to see him cry. (Didn't even happen this year. Come on NFL, who invites people that actually get picked?)

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