Parcells Wants to Start Over in Franchise Mode

Bill Parcells' new gig as the Miami Dolphins is Vice President of Football Operations. What does that mean? No idea. But it sort of sounds like the sort of obscure title that sort of does everything. So, in Leyman's terms...

We have until week three until the Tuna's down there call plays for Offense, Defense, Special Teams, and one new side of the ball that he made up, just now.

So Bill's pretty much the imaginary owner/coach that exists in Madden. It happens all the time. Bill got bored taking all these good teams to the Super Bowl; the guy wants a challenge. So he takes the worst team and dumps all the overpriced, old players for young, fast, cheap ones that will develop over 3 years and then he'll win the wild card and get into the playoff with John Beck and Ted Ginn (Matt Ryan if he's feels naughty with the no. 1 pick). He's probably not going Ryan, if I know my Madden strategies (and I do) he's trading that sucker for a couple first-rounders which will turn into high 80's players in a couple years and they'll get some nice "playmaker" and "icon" titles.

 So watch out for Bill this year, he's gonna start using some exploits he picked up online during retirement- he's a wily one.